January 2012
funny how a pair of lensless glasses can make...
Watchcrapcom:
Nigga you in here exfoliatin’ and astringisizin’???
Watchgrandtheftautotune:
Waiting for the peach to drop and then this guy happened
queefnasty:
Brock Lesnar retired from the UFC this nigga only been in the game for like 2 years and quit like a bitch
you`d quit too after having several feet of your intestines removed & 2 ass whippings in a row.
December 2011
The True Definition Of A Sneakerhead
theblack:
inglorious-mind:
A sneakerhead is someone who collects OG, rare, or exclusive shoes ; usually Jordans. Most sneakerheads, like myself, have a lot of background knowledge & shows a great passion about shoes but doesn’t collect shoes. If you don’t know what’s on your feet, you’re considered a hypebeast.
also the true definition of a dickhead.
shoes are never that...
I'm not a male basher
otaku-sex-beast:
bishabonics:
I’m more of a male realist. i inform women on what, in my opinion, they need to know about men, not so they hate them, just so they prepare for what men do and don’t get hurt. women have to stick together. guys aren’t gonna honestly tell us what we need to know about other men so we have to look out for the cook out.
You’re completely generalizing men by lumping...
I wonder how many of the guys on Tumblr who "love"...
otaku-sex-beast:
verbal-purification:
My comment had nothing to do with how I feel about myself as opposed to people saying what’s popular. Thanks for commenting though?
Ah, I see. I guess I just didn’t really understand that at first because I’ve never had that experience or have seen that anywhere. I’m sure it exists. If that’s so, it’s pretty pathetic, I think.
i wonder how many of the...
netscapeshawty:
sunshinetella:
netscapeshawty:
what did marilyn monroe do besides being a wholesale jump off for yall to be worshiping her
^ first of she represented every girls who has girls and uplifted girls self esteem.. do your research before you criticize anybody!
how u say first off and then only say one thing
5 Reasons I'll give oral sex to a woman and not a...
imapervert:
bishabonics:
1.) I know that if I am having sex with a man he WILL orgasm whether my lips touch his penis or not
2.) women rarely have orgasms so when i can oblige i definitely will
3.) a female’s moans are so much more erotic than a mans grunts
4.) women are much more appreciative afterwards. they make you feel like you gave them something no one else could. men will act as if...
rilleh:
Drake is doing a good job of not letting Aaliyah’s name die…
thats a pretty good thing in my book…
With that being said, please don’t reblog that photoset where Aaliyah is photoshopped in pictures with Drake, thats creepy as fuck…
drake`s faggotry is not the defining factor in the realm of her name no longer existing.
Reason #2 why i shall never register as "sexy"
notcayleb:
jamtastik:
rellyjuicejones:
fortheloveofcheeks:
transientsoulscribbles:
I have no tattoos.
Apparently, if you have a tattoo that automatically adds to your “sexy” factor.
I get it now.
It’s like an RPG game.
Beards=Manliness
Manliness translates into heightened chances of reproduction. The female mind is pre programmed to find out the most suitable mate. “Manly” men...
NO SWAG IN 2012
you`re all gonna die of herpes
ive seen you bitches & niggas type about or post pics claiming your love for celebrities more than ive seen you type about or post pics of the motherfuckers that raised your faggot asses…..
then when you finally do make that post its always
“UGH! I FUCKIN HATE MY PARENTS! THEY`RE ALWAYS TELLING ME TO DO STUFF THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE DONE ALREADY!!!”
fuckin 2011 is gonna end with semen cookies,...
nomind-allthought:
of-thenorthernisle:
tesno:
So it’s okay to swallow semen but menstrual cookies are disgusting? Hypocritical, sexist double standards.
THIS THIS THIIIISSSSSSSSSS
yeah blood is far, far less sanitary than semen.
Also last time I checked, semen is associated with orgasms and awesomeness, whereas menstruation is associated with pain and overall unpleasant feelings. This...
myearsarecold-deactivated201203 asked: So I asked the chick who made the period blood cookies if she was just fucking around and how they tasted. She said "too floury. The blood acts like eggs so it doesn't really change the taste." I was like -______-
ajisreal:
squirtelle:
We’ve all had phone/skype sex, at least once or twice, with someone we follow.
not i said the mouse.
dont include everybody in your bullshit
Watchthelasturinebender:
crapcom:
speakhersexxx:
kingjaffejoffer:
geekscoutcookies:
getglossd:
GREATEST episode of Beyond Scared Straight!! Orange flavored muthafucka!
My soul departed my body and did the Bro Franklin in the upper room as SOON as that Kool Aid came out.
LMAO
this was by far one of the best ones lmfao
the amount of tears i’m fighting….
Amazing. Fuckin’ superb.
...
People eat Blood
rilleh:
emptycells:
my-meds-arent-working:
dirtybrokebeautiful:
my-meds-arent-working:
dirtybrokebeautiful:
shannonnagig:
…all the time when they eat meat, so what’s the big fucking deal with menstrual blood cookies?
but, but…. it comes out of a vagina.
I don’t know, maybe because I like my cookies free of uterus lining, cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, and endometrial...
allahthegod:
iamallenthomas:
nostalgicwiththestateofmind:
irenigg:
emptycells:
ghost-buddha:
iketurnerpimpin:
what is the worst rap line you have ever heard?
I suck? where the fuckin ring pops
“i be like an iphone, your girl wanna touch me”
drinkin on dat purple lean cause i like da way it feel
“I drunk my food and ate my water” - Papoose
“whats drugs my dealer?”
“All I...
hiadorea asked: did you get my question? sweetie i said that my post had NOTHING to do with beyonce. it was about the disgusting GIF you posted. i was eating when i seen it and sent the message to you in a joking manner. i wasn't stanning for beyonce. understand that before you go ranting.
evangelworldorder:
thrillarybanks:
chahlie:
allahthegod:
xn—b6h:
desertdick:
deveninanewdress:
coogi-hat-and-a-dream:
trapsoup:
What would your blog consist of if your URL was a literal definition?
an urban soup sellin nigga catering biz from the hood promoting my product
damn probably a fitted hats blog
damn
i’d be a fashion blog, ugh.
penis and the desert.
no thank...
you niggas gonna learn just exactly how much i...
lets see how much you love that mother fucker when your parents are laying in a coffin.
Watchallahthegod:
Man, fuck.
downhereupthere replied to your post: FUCK you for that beyonce baby post gif.
you can post the question i just sent you so your fans can stop liking a post that’s irrelevant.
you know what was irrelevant?
hittin up my ask in the honor of a bitch & a baby that dont know you fucking exist.