All the whores along the street shiver at the sight of me, I can only bag the new ones these days.
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thelasturinebender:

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thephoenixwillrise:

The worst part about this shit is that she thinks I’m gay and I have to help her pick which nudes to send to a guy who’s going to dump her in 2 weeks and then beg me to help her figure out what went wrong.

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